I know these webforms often seem like black holes, and can be anxiety-inducing. What happens after you press send? Where is the content going? What is up with gravity anyway?
I don't know about gravity —like, at all — but your message is coming straight to my inbox, and I will get back right away. If I don't respond to you within 24 hours, I pledge to eat an entire pie.
Some people have claimed this guarantee is more about my desire to eat an entire pie than anything else. Everyone has their critics.